Driving Miss Daisy

GONADS, the GingerZilla Organisation for Nurture and Development in Science have found evidence which strongly suggests it may be too late to save the planet.

I did ask them what the fuck a dog driving a car had to do with the threat of the cat plague killing all of humanity. An ear was cocked in my direction and I knew the answer was before me. Cats are fucking useless. What cat could ever do anything of use - let alone drive a car?

DISCLAIMER: GONADS would like me to affirm that they have no financial interest in the extermination of cats and have offered this service free. According to their spokesmutt, it is scientific FACT that the extermination of cats would be beneficial for mankind, ushering in a new dawn, and that the benefits for dogs are vastly overstated.

Why I Hate Pussy – A Conversation with a Hairy Dog

In the interests of open debate,  it is only fair to ask a dog for his opinion* 

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Three high solstice ago: "the web and tabloid worlds were outraged that someone had the courage to stand up and finally put a cat, that if we are being honest, was asking for it, in a bin"

This view is not the most popular despite fanatical levels of persecution, prosecution and party political prostitution in the viral and real worlds. Despite the offensiveness of the language these hardcore views are shared by millions of vicious and very vocal followers. The following interview was made possible through a Vulcan Mind Meld, Bovril and a chunky calculator. A thoroughbred Mongrel, represents a group who have been accused by some, mostly cats, of being extreme lobbyists. They prefer to describe themselves as a ‘non-profit organisation' with the explicit aim of more 'dog oriented' understanding and research in science. The call for the elimination of cats in their manifesto is they claim, 'based purely upon the science'. Let's face it a Dog won Britain's Got Talent - a cat stand's no chance of becoming best of British no matter how many cute propaganda videos YouTube can spew up from it's vaults

Rabbit Killing Newt Goes Free

Why did no one else listen when 
My Chemical Romance
said
Run Bunny, Run?
[Artists impression*]

I am disgusted that there has not been an uprising by sane thinking Americans after Newt Gingrich recently said 

There are lots of bunny rabbits to run through, I am the tortoise.

This not just telling the world he is a lizard, which is shocking enough, but he has explicitly admitting that he has premeditated the heinous crime of running over cute bunnies like these:

Old Age Terrorists – They Hate our Freedom

If this scarf doesn't convince you I don't know what will.
Image: allhalloween.net

Update: Since I wrote this policy proposal, I have attracted the attentions of one Les Johns who is stalking me. He is a self described "old bastard virtually on the lam from Queensland police who promised a mental evaluation test." As he seems to have cracked my code of small font I am reducing the font ever more in the hope to confuse him. This should be easy considering his age, however never discount what an old determined person can do as I highlight below. 

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An innocuous radio advert* in 2010 by the Association of Chief Police Officers (Acpo) was banned by the Advertising Standards Agency (ASA) because it "could cause serious offence." I am offended by this decision, as avid readers of this blog should know by now. 

When I casually mentioned this to someone they replied they said it reminded them of Old Age Pensioners. But I know that all is not as it seems. It is perfectly reasonable to suspect everyone, even your granny, After all, if we want to stop terror we must do everything to stop Old Age Terrorists (OAT’s).