Monday, 26 November 2012

Satanic Corksucker to Save Planet

The City and the joy of sex with horses.
I seem to have mislaid one of my 12 holy daggers of Antioch which I had planned to [psychically and metaphorically] remove the evil satanic cock sucker bieber from this earth. I was doing this service for the greater good, however I can't be bothered writing a really long plot involving pigeon shat upon statues, creepy pigeons in old churches or pigeons shitting themselves as they flee a town square as Forrest Gump wanders around impersonating a very bewildered and very hammered student. Without the 12th dagger pushing bieber into an active volcano crater is quite an acceptable alternative.

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