I had a feeling that Buy Nothing Day was secretly sponsored by the Tory Party as a in-joke to poor and old people everywhere. Sadly, it appears not. I am however concerned that the #occupy movement have co-opted the the evil Northern Terrorist Satan Claws. Do they not know how evil he is? Behold:
|Red Cloak? What would the RSPCA say if they knew the truth?|
I fear something far more sinister is afoot and I have sent my hounds in to investigate so I can bring you the exclusive story. Watch this space...
|Santa on Strike|