Mother Earth is glad she did not get this in the face.
|Not the Death Star...yet|
I mean seriously, all it takes is one to get through at the right time and earth will have one fucking enormous organasm - it could get very messy.
|Image: William Adolphe Bouguereau Young Girl Defending herself against Cupid*|
* It's really old so it's message must be wrong. Our ancestors were stupid. Research has shown women did play a vital role in the path of FutureHistory, but were conveniently erased from the pages of time - possibly due to a hard drive crash and burn, with particular focus on the burning part. I've gathered burning is recurrent theme in FutureHistory. So is stupidity.
NOTE: These hot images images showing the power of "a billion hydrogen bombs" are brought to you by the geeks @NASA who have admitted they can fuck up on the simple stuff just like the rest of us. Unless you believe in conspiracies and suspect the elderly as I do.