Does this alien control fiscal policy? Is he responsible for the Kraken's rage? Does he rub lobes with the Kraken? |
Even in the worst of times someone turns a profit.
Every once in a while, declare peace. It confuses the hell out of your enemies.
This is all the Kraken wants Are we so tight we cannot grant him this? |
The hoarding bastards, the bankers I so trusted want all the gold for themselves! They have no intention of paying the Tithe in gold. This means we have no hope of the Kraken releasing a golden shower on the masses. The poor Kraken, who even now thrashes wildly in confusion as he swims in the Mediterranean, has been taken for a fool.
Therefore I propose before we shoot the rioters we line up the lying, thieving bankers. I am sure the Kraken would relish their flesh. Hoodies, who the Kraken may eat if behaviour does not improve, were fuelled by Haribo addiction. They took a pre-emptive strike on Santa's evil by getting the presents in early. The bankers have co-opted entire economies so they can get their grubby hands on gold promised to the Kraken. It's like a bad Bond plot, but it has one ingredient of truth that never changes in FutureHistory. It's always about the gold. Behold:
* the first rule of acquisition is in fact #162 (see above) as this created instant demand for the previous 161. The first rule, if we are to be pedantic is 'Once you have their money ... never give it back' Terms and Conditions can be found here
** this is an 'educational' comedy conspiracy site. Are you really that surprised?
** this is an 'educational' comedy conspiracy site. Are you really that surprised?
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