|Conclusive Proof It's Grim Up North|
I warned a long time ago about the threat from the North. Those naughty Scots have been very naughty by wanting independence in defiance of the Unionists and Tory Party. That is why staunch government sources are saying the 165mph winds recorded on Thursday are punishment from God.
If Scottish Salmon continues the demand for independence then further punishment will be met out. Other sources say it is the weather for the time of year and the Sun[god] doing a Panda anyway.