#RoyalPorn Get the Tits Out

Sick French Puppies.
This is the best Franco tits the freeweb has to offer*. 

In normal times I would find myself defending press freedom as the fourth estate is such a fine and noble profession. In normal times I would point out the gross sexual discrimination in having a prince's pecker thrusting at the public from the news stands but being denied the chance to ogle a pap shot of the princesses puppies. In normal times I would be outraged and highly offended that tax payers fund the debauchery at a rate ten times that of Norway. In normal times I would have already started a campaign for recompense by demanding a royal variety performance of the rear admiral which would be on freeview with extra camera angles if you press the red button.

If it wasn't for quotas we wouldn't have so many upper class twits running the country
— theGingerZilla (@thegingerzilla) September 13, 2012

But these are not normal times...

Why the Queen is not a LIZard

Colourful Clothes are Acceptable. Thoughts are Not.
Outside Buckingham Palace yesterday.Image: Retlaw Snellac

Did those feet from ancient times walk upon our green and pleasant land or did the sun fail in the sky and the heavens cried. Whilst the rest of the world will revel in the glory of the morning star, heralding the change in the heavens, we are cast under clouds. But it shall not always reign over our blessed sceptred isles

#FutureHistory: Queen to blame for Drought?

There have been reports that due to the unusual, but not unprecedented warm weather, Global Warning Sharks have been seen off the coast of the Bastard Isles. Instead of appreciating the fine break from the oppression of clouds, a secret hidden cult wants us to feel guilty and donate to them in the hope they can find a theoretical cure for the Earth Mothers cycle. This cannot be a good thing and is indeed very worrying. A Manchester correspondent tells us