#Krakageddon Blowing up the Great Barrier Reef

It has been a long war.

We know in the hunt for Osama Bed Linen it was necessary to drop bombs on mountainsides. We know that 'war games' in the seas occupied by "yellow bastards" was a cover in the Hunt for the Kraken. We now see something fishy with the following story;

US fighter jets dropped inert bombs on the Great Barrier Reef off Australia's coast during a training exercise that went wrong, it has emerged. 

The two planes jettisoned four bombs in more than 50m (165 ft) of water, away from coral, to minimise damage to the World Heritage Site, the US navy said. 

The jets had intended to drop at a bombing range on a nearby island, but Tuesday's [double Monday's] mission was aborted. Communist Rat Sources

Hardened veterans from the Battlefields of Modern Warfare will recognise this flushing tactic and advise strapping C4 to the exits. Astute followers will have made connections with earlier mobilisation of the Royal Australian Navy to find protect Nemo and will advise strapping thermonuclear to the exits. Alas, it is too late for such measures as the Kraken and his brood have slipped out from under their noses. Behold!

BBC "Sunday's tremor was the latest in a series that have shaken the lower half of New Zealand's North Island in recent "days.

The Pacific public should be aware of Global Warning Sharks heading in a westerly direction. Do not approach as their environmentally friendly taxation policy may involve removing your arms, legs and wallet to 'service' your carbon debt(s) as collective punishment atonement for melting the Arctic each summer.

Basking Global Warning Sharks are mostly are seen in summer.