|Not Guilty (of some things)|
There are more important things to worry about than what some balding and irrelevant middle-aged man might have said on a crappy [BBC] show.It is quite unbelievable that so many people have their priorities wrong, although with 15 millions beliebers on Twitter I am not that suprised. Instead of cancelling Jeremy, they should think of cancelling Christmas which is a much more sensible idea. Jeremy brings much needed funds to these Bastard Isles, Santa brings only misery for many families without the option of changing the channel.
Sources have told me as part of the Cameron's Austerity Christmas or CAC* drive and as the economy is about to do a swan dive we forego the Christmas presents this year since it's the thought that counts. Anyone thinking of sending a card should look at the cost of postage and keep the paper for winter fuel. Cameron feels that for many families an email or a text message will suffice. Once Santa is removed from power it won't matter much anyway if the kids are upset.
* Pronounced Cack