Happy New Year Twits

The First Double Monday of the Mighty Twelve+1

My Message to the Masses *coughs*

Let's face it, New Year doesn't mean anything as if we're being honest it started before Christmas when the Sun[god] hung low in the sky before rising again*

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Not even the Bloody Nora Virus could beat me this year! Happy New Year to those who followed me in 2012 - rather u than me ;-)
— theGingerZilla (@thegingerzilla) December 31, 2012

or this

@climate_sceptic sir, I believe the alarmists wish to render the fat of deniers for bio fuels
— theGingerZilla (@thegingerzilla) December 31, 2012

or even this

"An ancient dagger capable of reversing time must not fall into the wrong hands..." God, I wish that was the continuity link for #eastenders
— Gary Gillatt (@Gary_Gillatt) December 31, 2012

or, if I am being pedantic and showing how the Met Office and Environment Agency are in thrall to the Global Warning Sharks, like this

1APR "soon will come a day-so common in these Bastard Isles-when we pray not for rain but for the fucking rain 2 stop" gingerzilla.blogspot.co.uk/2012/04/future…
— theGingerZilla (@thegingerzilla) December 31, 2012

but never, EVER forget I was put here for a bloody reason

@justinbieber evil can never win remember that as you ingest satan's sperm
— theGingerZilla (@thegingerzilla) December 31, 2012

***ENDS***

I could well be basing my opinion on my innate hostility to the day formerly known as tuesday but now known (by my decree) as double monday. 

It is said some lives are linked across time. Connected by an ancient calling that echoes through the ages.

***UPDATE***

Through the medium of Giggle Translate this blog is now available in more than one language. Good luck.

* of course if you live in the Southern Hemisphere by the nature of being upside down the Sun[god] the illusion is created that it is high solstice. This is wrong. Never mind that they are supposed to have given their women folk the vote first. That is not a trait of civilisation but rather a trait of their criminal DNA manifesting itself.