|I really hope there are not many particles this time|
Coronal holes are places where the sun's magnetic field opens up and allows the solar wind to escape. This yawning hole is about 120,000 km wide and more than a million km long. Solar wind flowing from its UV-dark abyss will reach Earth on Jan. 16th or 17th, possibly sparking auroras for high-latitude sky watchers.
SCROLL UPDATE 3rd Double Monday of the Mighty 12:I may have misread the signs from the heavens, although I have called it right overall. Whichever way you chose to define the emissions it was a stream released from the Sun[god].
However, in the interests of balance and fairness I looked again at the revelation I first saw after downing 17 aftershocks. I admit it could well be a one eyed monster
or possibly a queef**
Sosnowski adds that the cold air surging east will also awaken the Great Lakes, with snow whitening areas downwind for a good 24 to 36 hours following the frontal passage*No one has commentated on the need for cooling creams or reported any rashes upon the face of the earth.
* I don't do smut, I merely highlight it. Mary Whitehouse would be proud.
** statistics and South Park have shown that most men are grossed out by this. After centuries of Dutch Ovens it's only fair.