|Do not approach Santa. He is armed and dangerous.|
Santa Claus so laden down with AR-15s for Americans this year, his sleigh is being fitted with vertical thrusters (@RupertMurdochPR)
Games are not evil but evil people play games. Statistically you are more likely to kill someone if you own a gun than if you own a copy of Call of Duty or Battlefield.
That is why we must TEABAG en masse on Xmas Day. We must send a message.