NASA Porn: HARD Evidence of Kraken at Pole

No wonder it's fucking melting!
This has like never happened in history like ever.
Image: NASA adapted by a megalomaniac.

I once postulated that scientists should do drugs as it would enable them to make ground breaking discoveries:

[scientists] could be made to take mushrooms so rather than trying to see inside the atom they can be the atom. Just imagine what would have happened had Steven Hawkins taken copious amounts of DMT and seen God instead of the universe? Occupational Drugs Not Occupational Hazards

I don't think I counted on the side effect of forgetting what happened last week skewing possible discoveries. Behold:

"It will without doubt have come to your Lordship's knowledge that a considerable change of climate, inexplicable at present to us, must have taken place in the Circumpolar Regions, by which the severity of the cold that has for centuries past enclosed the seas in the high northern latitudes in an impenetrable barrier of ice has been during the last two years, greatly abated.

(This) affords ample proof that new sources of warmth have been opened and give us leave to hope that the Arctic Seas may at this time be more accessible than they have been for centuries past, and that discoveries may now be made in them not only interesting to the advancement of science but also to the future intercourse of mankind and the commerce of distant nations." President of the Royal Society, London, to the Admiralty, 20th November, 1817

The pole was visited by the beast in 1999 to mark the coming of the Millennium when, as it has done many times before, hell froze over

"USS Hawkbill (with the ominous number SSN-666*)
at the North Pole during the spring" Top of the World 

The next year 'scientists' were sent on an tax payer funded (**) trip to the top of the world in the far, far inhospitable North.

What a waste
This could go towards the tithe

Among the scientists on the cruise was Dr. James McCarthy, an oceanographer, director of the Museum of Comparative Zoology at Harvard University and a lead author for the IPCC. "It was totally unexpected," he said in a report to the media. Another scientist aboard, Dr. Malcolm C. McKenna, a paleontologist at the American Museum of Natural History, remarked "I don't know if anybody in history ever got to 90 degrees north to be greeted by water, not ice."..."The last time scientists can be certain the pole was awash in water was more than 50 million years ago." proclaimed the New York Times in an article entitled `The North Pole is melting' (August 19, 2000).

So what do we believe? Since the scientists are obviously trustworthy and are not swayed by fanatical and unswerving belief in ideology or green stuff, then I can safely assume we cannot rule out the Kraken melting the poles. Although experience has told me to never rule out the wrinkled hands of the elderly pulling strings - you never can

Scottish Sceptic says: March 1, 2012 at 8:02 am As for the BiG-OIL lie. Why would BIG-OIL fund us? They are all doing very well from this scam. Just five minutes on the internet and of the five companies usually meant by BIG-OIL I can easily find they all have interests in wind energy:- BP, Chevron, ExxonMobil, Shell, Total 

* This is not the number of the beast as it doesn't have enough digits. It is also not binary and therefore cannot be truly evil no matter how many times you watch the omen to convince yourself otherwise.
(**) I don't know if this is true. I haven't fact checked. Journalists are not supposed to do these things. I was just told to do a piece to scare people about the Arctic melting.

DISCLAIMER: This story has nothing to do with NASA other than I like their images and just wish a current leader would have the balls to fund a landing to Europa so we kill the source of the Kraken. Sadly politicians lack imagination, especially when books are involved. I don't.