You say oh the humanity we say there is no humanity.
I say this in light of many of todays front pages from all sides in this mess we call a free press. Sometimes it is difficult to believe half the shit you read without believing you live in a parallel universe - or france.
None of the media grasped the significance of what just happened.
They said there would be signs in the heavens and believe me after drinking seventeen aftershocks in 30 minutes - because NASA told me to - I see signs everywhere these days.
No double monday has fouled these sacred numbers.
3 days hence the pudding will crumble.