A long time ago, in a company far, far away they asked the following banal questions which deserved something more. Your replies would be most welcome...
1. Your son needs a new kidney or he will be very sick for a long time. You have been offered one, but it is illegal to buy one. What would you do?
> Become a crack dealer.
2. You have liked your best friends partner for a long time. Your friend has told you that they are thinking of finishing with them. One evening the partner makes a move on you - how would you respond?
3. You find a wallett (sic) in the street - with £50 in it and the owners name and address. Nobody saw you pick it up, would you keep the £50 or return it to the owner?
> Track them down and burgle their house - hey they must be rich to have a £50 note!
4. Money or Love?
> That is not a question - money buys love it's a fact - or so my crack ho's PIMP keeps trying to tell me!!
5. You're in Florida...In Miami, to be exact. There is great chaos going on around you, caused by a hurricane and severe floods. There are huge masses of water all around you. The situation is desperate. You're trying to shoot very impressive photos. There are houses and people floating around you, disappearing into the water.
Nature is showing all its destructive power and is ripping everything away with it. Suddenly you see a man in the water, he is fighting for his life, trying not to be taken away by the masses of water and mud. You move closer. Somehow the man looks familiar-it's George W. Bush!
At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take him away, forever. You have two options. You can save him or you can take the best photo of your life. So you can save the life of George W. Bush, or you can shoot a Pulitzer prize winning photo, a unique photo displaying the death of one of the world's most powerful men.?
> Save him and at the press conference, Roshambo him.
All comments welcome on this one....