#OccupyTuesday Signs in the Heavens

Behold;

[Egyptian manuscript] defies the official Easter timeline by putting the day of Jesus' arrest on Tuesday evening, rather than the canonically agreed Thursday. Shape-shifting Jesus spent his last supper with Pontius Pilate, claims just-deciphered 1,200*-year-old Egyptian manuscript

* avid readers will know this contains the sacred numbers.

Thou Shalt Not Be a GAY Penguin

Is it homophobic to split up gay penguins*?

Guest Sermon by Cosmetic Brain Surgery

If you look through the ten commandments, the core of faith for much of the planet, then as far as I can tell, at no point does it say 'Thou Shalt Not Be Gay.'