Den of Vipers Attacks Gay Penguins

This Sunday in pulpits ears were burned with righteous anger.

Thou Shalt Not Be a GAY Penguin

Is it homophobic to split up gay penguins*?

Guest Sermon by Cosmetic Brain Surgery

If you look through the ten commandments, the core of faith for much of the planet, then as far as I can tell, at no point does it say 'Thou Shalt Not Be Gay.'